Thursday, May 8, 2008

Hello There Kiddos

So here I sit eating a very disgusting MRE and talking to my 'battle buddies' about getting the baby privates with an MRE bomb. Now, do not fear for the baby privates as thisbomb will not hurt them, but scare the shit out of them. They have CBRN (Chemical Biological Radiological Nulear) next week and that means they need to get the feeling of riot gas now. The sooner they feel it the less harmful it might be less harmful. Who knows? All I know is that you ain't talking about boxing.